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2009! The year of the house party, flasking it and a new batch of Full Extension t-shirts! My recent entry into the swelling ranks of the unemployed has given me plenty of time to finally put together another shirt order. About time! And in these times of financial stress, just remember the sooner you get kicked out of the bar, the cheaper the night! Consider each shirt an investment in your future! Plus, your friends will love it when you Full Extension a beer all over their hated roommate’s bed.
In other news, TFEs first ever cross-country tour will commence this July. Party with the Founders! Reserve your place on the itinerary today! 2009 TFE Summer Line:
All Shirts are $15 each unless otherwise noted. For sizing and product
specifics, go to www.customink.com. All shirts will have the same white
logo and text as the last order. That shit looked good!
For The Fellows:
American Apparel V-Neck Shirt (Light Pink, Light Blue, White, Asphalt)
American Apparel 50/50 Shirt (Heather Blue, Heather Plum, Red, White)
American Apparel Jersey T (Royal Blue, Light Pink, Heather, Kelly Green)
For The Ladies:
American Apparel Girly Jersey T (Runs small) (Lemon, Light Blue, Light Pink, Lavender)
American Apparel Girly Spaghetti Tank (Runs small) (Baby Blue, Pink)
AND
Bella Girly Short shorts! (Runs small): Baby Blue or Pink – will probably be about $25. More details to come based on demand
Koozies:
Foldable Can Koozies - $2 each (Light Brown, Green Camo, Stanford
Cardinal Red, Light Pink) Ordering Instructions:
Please email your order specifics, along with your name, address and phone number, to orders@thefullextension.com
m. We will reply with pricing and payment instructions.
Again all payments must be made through PayPal. It is super easy and fun to set up an account if you don't already have one. If you really can't figure it out, just send me (
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) your email, billing address, and credit card info and I'll do it for you. What service! Just don’t cross me or I’ll send Grannie porn to your house.
Once we have received confirmation of your payment through PayPal, we
will place the shirt order. CustomInk takes 2 weeks to deliver, so
please allow 3 weeks for your order to arrive.
I’m on vacation for a couple weeks, so you have until May 1st to get your orders in.
Pricing
To encourage individuals in geographic regions to pool their orders and
stock up on essential TFE gear (we won't be placing another order this
year), TFE is offering the following pricing and discounts:
$10 s&h fee per order (regardless of size)
A free koozie for any order over $100
5% off of the entire order on any order of $200 or more (and 2 free
koozies!)
10% off of the entire order on any order of $300 or more (and 3 free
koozies!)
15% off of the entire order on any order of $400 or more (and 4 free
koozies!)
An additional free koozie for each additional $50 ordered...
So there you have it friends. Choose wisely - buy them all. And don't
forget, TFE gear makes a fantastic gift for Baby and Grandma too!
Happy Boozing!!!
Love,
Robbie
 
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